MY ARCHNEMESIS

When Charlie Kadado awakes, he tosses off his Winnie the Pooh bedspread, pads downstairs for his "presidential" breakfast of eggs and sausages and flips on "Good Morning America."

By afternoon, he pulls up to his laptop, where former President Reagan smiles regally back at him from the screen.

"He's one of the strongest and most respected conservatives out of all the presidents," Charlie says matter-of-factly.