HOLY SHIT

MY GOD HARRY POTTER! I'M SO HAPPY! I'M TAKING MY TIME READING IT AND I'M ONLY ON PAGE 250. IT'S AWESOME!

If I suck balls, then I can't even imagine the type of shit Colin Ste ers sucks

Colin, I don't care if you're joking, which there is good chance that you aren't, because that shit is not cool. NOT. COOL. If you could see my face right now, you would not see me laughing, because I am not kidding. I have to go reserve my copy today, so I can spend the first 600 pages wondering if you are telling the truth or not. If you are, I will never forgive you. And I will take my revenge on you. Many, many times. If you aren't, I will still never forgive you, but there's a chance I might, at some point, forget, and that my thirst for revenge will, at some point in the distant future, be sated. FUCK YOU.

Also, Alex, you spelled Nymphadora wrong. Don't worry, I fixed it.

Tom Fry Sucks Balls and so Does Aarons mom

All you cool music aesthetes can blog and discuss Pitchfork. I'm gonna talk about Harry Potter.

The New York Times has carried three articles about the book in the past two days, and I cannot eat them up fast enough. They just published a review of the book I didn't read it closely cause I don't want any possible contamination of anything, but I did glance it over and it seems to be a rather glowing review of not just the book but the entire series. THey used the word bildungsroman, those New York Timers...



Here's my theory, Harry kills Voldemort (obviously) and everyone lives happily ever after. Neville gets killed off, and Snape turns out bad. All the speculation has precluded any discussion of the simple story book ending! Why shouldn't everyone (except Neville, he's dead) live happily ever after?

I could download the book, and part of me really wanted to get it off the internet. But I'm too lazy, and I've got the book reserved at River City Bookstore. So in a little more than 48 hours, we'll find out.

I'M SO EXCITED!

Oh. My. God.

I found this on P4K today:

Pitchfork: What song did we miss yesterday? [Deacon's set was cut short because of safety concerns.]

DD: "Wham City".

Pitchfork: I figured. Did you bring the whole crew for the choir?

DD: Yeah. Not the original, I couldn't get the bus for the originals. I made these huge blow-ups of the lyrics for the crowd, and I think 500 lyric sheets. That's why I was most bummed. It would have been the piece that most involved the audience, especially the people who couldn't see, because they would have had the lyric sheets and heard the other people singing the rhymes, and I was really looking forward to hearing that many people, when everything drops and it's just the chanting part. I was really looking forward to that. I was going to open with that, but I thought opening with a 12-minute epic might not be the best idea [laughs].

FUCKSHITDAMN!