Limericks!

A cretin who lived in an attic
Was fallaciously rated a static.
But how little they knew,
his prick was not blue,
But hoary--and necrophilatic.



An effete young esthete, Fruity Fred,
To a faggoty friend sadly said:
When I woke up last night
Just imagine my fright
When I found a nude girl in bed!



For years all the young men had striven
To seduce a young lady named Ruthven,
Till a fellow named Bert
Poked a hole in her skirt.
(In Heaven such sins are forgiven.)



A horny professor named Ned
Dreamed off on a buxom coed:
He grabbed her, he sucked her,
He scuttlebutt fucked her--
But alas! it was all in his head.