An email forwarded from my mom...
...because I asked her to... because I thought it was really cute.
BROLERT: This is the least bro-esque post in a while, maybe ever, so, heads up. Don't keep reading if you think the brog has balls.
For some reason I feel like this post is just for Anne and Erika for their love of cute animals and babies, respectively.
Last comment: I would've emailed this to the Cute Animals list... if it existed... which it should.
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ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW
Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby:
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Xoxoxo!
OH MY GOD. that is the sweetest thing I have ever seen. I am BEAMING on fourth libe.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I've been sending emails to the cute animal list. You could just reply all. I mean, you could.
MISS YOU.
wait so there is or is not a cute animals list? if there is, CAN I PLZ BE ON IT?
ReplyDeletethe fourth dog/baby photo is terrifying.
that baby died several minutes later from internal bleeding.
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