squishy the (fluff)friend

So, I'm at work.

It's great. I just balanced some financial books. You know how it goes.

I just shredded a couple hundred checks. The shredder is this big box that just eats huge reams of paper without a problem. The precaution signs are awesome. Anyone with long hair, a necklace, or a tie should not use the machine. That precludes a lot of people, in my opinion.

Now I'm going to stuff some envelopes. Tom, I've got that Boats song stuck in my head. I think I'll listen to it at lunch today. Which is in 14 minutes, which I'm pretty psyched for!

Turkey Sandwiches are the shit.